Alien Egg
£1.99
a small Alien Foetus in an egg shell filled with slime. Colours & Design may vary from pictured!
The egg measures approx. 9cm long

Avalanche Snow Spray
£4.99
Snow avalanche spray.
Create your own snow storm!
Blast your mates with a jet propelled snowball avalanche!
Spray is non-toxic.
250grams

Bang Flag Gun
£2.99
When the gun fires, a colourful bang flag unrolls. This is a great comedy prop!
Use again & again!
Flag Size: 6" by 6"

Billy Bob Novelty Dummy
£5.99
'THE ONLY PACIFIER WITH PERSONALITY'
Hilarious Novelty dummies guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

Dummy Style: Please Select Billy Bob Teeth Lil Vampire Teeth

Brain Prop
£5.99
This brain is missing from its owner and may easily become someone's next meal. It's painfully pragmatic.
Add some extra fake blood to magnify the nasty details of this brain.
Prop is 4" high by 6" long by 4" wide. Made of rubber with sponge inside

Brandy Glass
£3.50
Cover the brandy glass with a card, turn both upside-down, and remove the card. AND don't spill the drink!
Pretend to toss a drink to a friend. Splashy Fun! Nobody Gets Wet.

Caps
8 Shot Ring Caps
£1.99
Caps to use for 8 shot cap guns
(A Card contains 25 rings = 200 shots)

Chatter Choppers
£2.99
Life sized chattering teeth wound by a key. Life size. Clockwork.
7cm x 6cm x 3.5cm

Chatter Choppers - Walking
£1.50 each
Wind-Up Chomping Teeth.
Watch ’em chatter as they walk! A classic gag gift and a funny desk accessory, these 1" plastic teeth with feet make a fun prize for kids at a dentist’s office!

Chest Wig
£4.99
Life sized chest wig. Self adhesive

Chicken 'Plucked'
£7.50
The Plucked Rubber Chicken! 50cm (20ins) approx

Chinese Finger Trap
£1.99
Classic Joke Item.
Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. Made of multi-coloured Plastic.
Approx 9 inches long.

Cigar - Giant Hobo puffs smoke
£1.50 each
This cigar blow out fake smoke when 'smoked'.
Approx 10inches long.

Clapper Board
£4.99 each
Large clapperboard makes a great decoration prop for Hollywood film parties & events
30cm x 25cm
(10.5" x 12")

Cobra Eggs
£1.50
Tell your friend you bought some rattlesnake eggs that you are going to hatch.
When they open the envelope to see them, they are startled by a loud rattle noise!

Custard Pie Foam Spray
£2.99
Ready, steady, SPLAT!
Foam is non-toxic, non-staining and non-flammable.
Great for 'Bugsy Malone' Productions
Please Note: This item is a novelty, it is not edible!

Currently Out of stock

Diet Spoon
£2.99
Looking to shed a few pounds or trying to drop a hint to someone?
This spoon comes with a very large hole in the bowl.
You couldn't eat with it if you tried!

Dinosaur Specs
£1.00 each
Dinosaur glasses - black framed glasses with clear plastic lens freaky fake eyes will amaze, fool or scare your friends!
Eyes can be removed and glasses used for geeks, schoolboys, Buddy Holly, Elvis Costello, Austin powers etc... Perfect for Rocky Horror's Brad

Dog Turd - Long
£1.50
Realistic looking Dog Poo.
Leave on the Carpet and wait the reaction!!
The long poo is approx 15cm long

Dog Turd - Round
£1.50
Realistic looking Dog Poo. Leave on the Carpet and wait the reaction!!
The round dog poo is approx 9cm in diameter

Double Headed 10p Coin
£10.00
DOUBLE HEADED 10p COIN
The legendry double sided coin... This beautifully crafted 10p shows a "Heads" on both sides.
Amaze people with this professional quality coin manufactured from genuine 10p coins.
There is no join on the edge of the coin. Made in the UK by Eddie Gibson (The World's Best Magic Coin Manufacturer)
The date is the same on both sides. Have fun with them, maybe win a pint or two with them.
You are only limited by your imagination

Double Sided 10p Coin - Tails
£10.00
DOUBLE TAILS 10p COIN
The legendry double sided coin... This beautifully crafted 10p shows a "Tails" on both sides.
Amaze people with this professional quality coin manufactured from genuine 10p coins.
There is no join on the edge of the coin. Made in the UK by Eddie Gibson (The World's Best Magic Coin Manufacturer)
Have fun with them, maybe win a pint or two with them.
You are only limited by your imagination

Dr Farts Keyring
£4.99
The Dr. Fart keyring has 6 hilarious fart sounds for you to let rip anywhere and blame on the innocent!!

Droopy Eye Specs
£1.99
Plastic Glasses With Drooping Eyes On Springs!!

Electric Shock Pen
£2.99
Shocking pen that also writes!
It looks like an ordinary Pen - until your victim tries to use it. That's when they get a nasty (yet harmless) shock!

Currently Out of stock

Exhaust Whistle
£1.35
Place in your victim car's exhaust, and listen for the loud whistle noise!!

Fart Machine - Remote Control #2
£19.99
15 Realistic Fart Noises, Remote controlled Unit with 100 feet range. Requires Battery (1x 9V)

Fart Spray 30g
£2.50
A can of the most foul smelling gas you've ever smelt.
Spray It Near Someone! Retire To A Safe Distance!

Only available to post within the UK

Finger Frights
70p each
Rubbery little creatures and childhood classics (something similar has recently been featured in TV advertisements, giving them a surge of popularity).
There are wide variations in the design, colour and facial expressions so everyone will have their favourite monster.
Features: •Assorted designs •Perfect 'party bag' line •Approx 2.5cm high

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Flexiface
£1.99
Finger holes allow the rubbery faces to be manipulated amusingly.
Features •8cm •Assorted designs

Currently Out of stock

Flick Comb
£2.99
1950's Replica Flick Comb Ideal for Fancy Dress Accessory, Grease, Rebel Without a Cause etc!

Fortune Telling Fish
20p each
Place the mystical red Fortune Telling Fish on the palm of your hand- and watch it begin to move, wiggle, curl up or flip off your hand all by itself!
It moves differently with different people, and kids love them!
For more fun, look on the back of the special envelope to see what the movements mean.
Are you independent? Are you fickle? Are you in love?
See what the Fortune Telling Fish has to say about you!

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Fun Snaps (Bangers)
50 snaps per small box
50p/Small Box
Throw these fun snaps on the ground and they make a banging noise.
Do Not Throw At People or Animals.

Glider - Toy aeroplane
70p
A small version of our polystyrene toy aeroplane.
Simply slot the pieces together to construct a glider, ready to fly in seconds. This propeller glider toy comes in a handy envelope making it an ideal small gift for party bags and stocking..

Golf Jokes -
Exploding Golf Ball
£3.99
The exploding golf ball looks like a regular golf ball but with one very special difference. It blows up in a spectacular cloud of smoke (powder) on impact.

Grow A Boyfriend
£1.99
Mr Right grows 600% his size in Water!!
He's polite...He never snores ZZZZZZ...
Never argues!!! And he doesn't look at you like your nuts when you buy another pair of shoes! A great Gag Gift!

Grow A Girlfriend
£1.99
If you can't get a date, then grow the perfect mate! Drop this little lady in water, and she grows to six times the original size. After several hours, she shrinks again, and you can grow her all over again. A great Gag Gift!

Hand Buzzer
£1.75
Metal - wind up, place in palm of hand. When someone shakes your hand, they get a buzzing surprise.

Hand Warmer for Him/Her
£2.99
You'll feel even warmer knowing you've got a sexy lady or man (delete as applicable) in your pocket.
Simply press the button inside the warmer, and watch in amazement as first it starts changing colour, and then in a matter of seconds it starts to warm up, taking the cold away from your hands.

Please Select For Him (Female Body) For Her (Male Body)

Handcuffs - Metal
£3.99
These toy handcuffs are made of metal just like the real ones!
A special key is included for realistic release.
These toy metal handcuffs also offer a safety release that does not require the key. These toy handcuffs are great for pretend play!

Jointed Snake
80p Each
Hold the snake by the tail, and the jointed sections make the head and body sway realistically.
Features: •28 cm •Assorted colours.

A Jointed Snake in: Please Select Green Blue Red Yellow
Currently Out of stock

Joke Parking Tickets
Pack of 4
£2.99
These NEW style joke parking tickes are the best!
You recieve 4 Novelty Tickets & 4 Self Adhesive Ticket Wallets, which attach to the windscreen.
Pack #1 Contains
4x Joke parking ticket
& 4x Self Adeshive Wallets

Joke Parking Tickets
Pack of 4
£2.99
These NEW style joke parking tickes are the best!
You recieve 4 Novelty Tickets & 4 Self Adhesive Ticket Wallets, which attach to the windscreen.
Pack #2 Contains
1x Bad parking ticket
1x Dirty Car ticket
1x Joke parking ticket
1x Selfish parking ticket
& 4x Self Adeshive Wallets

Jumbo Lighter
£1.99
If you keep losing your lighter, then you shouldnt lose one of these. Yes they are massive, (HUGE)
Surprise your friends when they ask you for a light.....!! Electronic - So no flints to worry about.
Conforms to: BS EN ISO9994:2005 & BS EN 13869
Approximate size : 160mm x 44mm x 20mm (BIG SIZE)

Colour: Please Select Green Red Yellow

Juggling balls
£2.99
Juggling Balls
3 in a pack

Jump-Ups
Smiley Face
50p
Push the Smiley Face down onto the base, Wait a few seconds and then "POP", up springs the bug to approximately 2-3 feet in the air.
A Classic childs toy that never fails to make a child smile

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Jumping Beans
20p each
Capsules that roll and lurch unpredictably!
Place the jumping beans in your hand and watch them move.
Do not eat or ingest.
Plastic capsules containing a ball bearing. Packaging and bean colors may vary.

Number of Jumping Beans: 

Knife Through Head
£1.99
Classic visual gag. It looks like a knife has been stabbed right through your skull.

Keyfinder Keyring
£2.99
A whistle from the owner activates the bleeper and light in this keyring, enabling lost keys to be found.
Batteries included. Features: •5cm

Laughing Bag
£4.99
Give him a squeeze to have him in fits of laughter 12cm colourful printed squeeze activated electronic laughing bag. Colours may vary. Ages 3+. Batteries included.
Currently Out of stock

Lazer pen
£9.99
A great combination: A lazer and a pen, all in one!
Lasers are said to be the ink of the 22nd Century.
This laser pen is certainly future-proof anyway! Equipped with a handy key chain attachment the Laser Pen is definitely a handy and entertaining gadget to have in your pocket.
Let’s face it, if you love gadgets, lasers and the ability to potentially communicate with alien life forms then you need a Laser Pen.

Magic Light Bulb (Glass)
£6.50
As if by magic, this ordinary looking light bulb lights up in the magician's hand.
No connections to the magician are necessary. The light bulb is completely safe, and suitable for children as well as adults. Individually packaged in colourful, attractive boxes.
No skill is required - learn the magic light bulb's secret within five minutes of opening the package.

Currently Out of stock

Mirascope
£5.99
Any item placed in the base appears to float...
A fascinating optical illusion that fools everyone and is a must for collectors of such optical curiosities. Any item of a suitable size placed in the base appears to float above, totally unsuspended. Viewed from the right angle it is so effective that the impulse to reach out and touch it is almost irresistible. Parabolic mirrors are the secret. 15cm

Moody faces
£1.50
Rubbery flour-filled faces which can be squeezed to make different shapes and expressions. Excellent occupation for idle hands. 6 cm

Colour: Please Select Blue Green Yellow Orange Purple

Movie Award
(23cm)
£4.99
Oscar Award just like the real thing!!
This is a plastic Oscar (Gold colour) which would be ideal to give to any budding young actor or Drama Queen and i`m sure we all know a few of them?!
Size: 9 1/2" tall.

Mustard Jar with Snake & Squeaker
£2.99
Glass mustard jar. Open the jar and a squeaking snake pops up!

Mystic Ball
£5.99
Ask the mystical Magic 8 ball a question and turn it over to see the answer displayed in the mystic window. Also known as the Magic Eight Ball. The perfect cure for indecisiveness!
11cm diameter.

Nerd Specs
£1.99
There must be a reason why all nerds have these, wear them and find out why!
Specs are coloured black, with thick lenses.
One size fits all.

Noise Putty
£1.50
Stick your finger in & out of the putty to hear the funny noise.

Novelty Note Pads:
CRAFT Pad
£2.99
Can't Remember A F***ing Thing!
Approx 50 sheets on a Note Pad

Novelty Note Pads:
This B**D Called
£2.99
Approx 50 sheets on a Note Pad

Novelty Note Pads:
The S**t Hit The Fan
£2.99
Approx 50 sheets on a Note Pad

Pan Pipe
50p each
8.5 x 8cm Musical Pan Pipes, great for party bags.
A Classic childs toy that never fails to make a child smile

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Pea Shooter
£1.99
Pea Shooter Kit with 48 Pellets

Playing Cards
Normal Size
£1.00
A5 size Playing Cards
Size 5"x7"
£4.99

Plug's Jug Ears
Pair giant plastic ears, 3 inches.
Hollow and worn over your own ears.
£2.50

Rattlers Magnets
(2 in a pack)
£1.50 per pack
Just watch these little miracles dance, spin and even sing!!
Toss them in the air and watch them come together making a bizarre vibrating noise like an insect.......singing!!
Or place them on a flat surface and watch them react...endlessly fascinating

Currently Out of stock

Rocket Balloons
(2 in a pack)
50p per pack
Blow it up, let it go - it screams as it flies. Reusable, singly wrapped with instructions and straw

Silly String
Sprays coloured party foam string!
£2.50 each

Colour: Please Select Red Blue Green Yellow

Only available to post within the UK

Skeleton
Rubber 12"
£1.00
30cm soft rubber skeletons, with detailed body parts. Each skeleton includes a small elastic band attached to the head for hanging. Great for decorating any Halloween event.

Skull Prop
£7.99
A fake pirate style skull prop made of vinyl. Slightly smaller than a realistic size but does have a realistic look to the finish.

Slinky
Plastic Rainbow
£1.50
Relive the glory days of the post-war simplicity of pure stair-based fun.
With its rainbow colours this durable plastic slinky has the added charm of flower power as it makes its way down your stairs.

Smoke Bombs
(2 x Small White Bombs)
£1.25
Light with a match for an extreme smoke effect
Sold to over 16's only!

Smoke Bombs
(2 x LARGE Red Bombs)
£2.50
Light with a match for an extreme smoke effect
Sold to over 16's only!

Snapper
£1.50
The performer pulls the pointed piece out of the cylinder and it is appears to be snapped back into place by the rubber band inside.
The performer than hands the puzzle to a spectator and they pull the piece right out of the puzzle! They can't get it to catch! The performer can then take the puzzle back and make it snap back immediately!
Incredibly easy to learn/use
No extra props needed
no set up needed

Snapper
(Wooden)
£4.99
This beautifully crafted puzzle will stump any crowd. The performer pulls the pointed piece out of the cylinder and it is appears to be snapped back into place by the rubber band inside.
The performer than hands the puzzle to a spectator and they pull the piece right out of the puzzle! They can't get it to catch! The performer can then take the puzzle back and make it snap back immediately!
Incredibly easy to learn/use
No extra props needed
no set up needed

Currently Out of stock

Spud Gun
£2.99
This is a high quality die cast metal version and will last a lifetime.
This is not an ordinary gun, it has 4 functions:
1- Its a spudgun
2- Its a cap gun
3- Its a water pistol
4- It fires rubber pellets which are supplied with the gun.

Stink Bombs
(3 in a box)
£1.00
Whiffy jokes don't come any smellier.
These are the original stink blasters.
Break the vial and a terrible pong spreads out but soon disappears.
3 glass vials of evil smelling liquid.

Stretchy Lizards
50p each
Top quality life like lizards. party bag fillers, pass the parcel prizes, lucky dips etc.
The lizards are supplied in various colours and shapes (Red, yellow, green, blue, purple etc).
The lizards measure 11 cm.
Boys and girls love these.
Individually bagged.

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Stretchy Smiley Man
50p each
Sticky smiley Men who stretch to an amazing length.
Individually bagged. 6cm

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Surprise Snakes in Nut Tin
£3.99
You've got to have one of these classic pranks lying around, it will carry on giving laughs for years. It's a tin with a plastic lid which rattles enticingly.
When you take off the lid three half meter long snakes fly out. - Nut style tin with 3 springy snakes.
- Tin rattles as if a few nuts are left.

Surprise Snakes in Potato Chips Tin
£5.99
Once you pop, the suprise snakes won't stop!!
2x Large 44" spring snakes jump out of the tube when opened.

Syringe Pen
£1.00
Fun refillable pen that looks like a syringe filled with blood!
They write in BLUE ink. Completely refillable with a standard biro refill, just unscrew the end.
FUN QUALITY PEN - ideal for any healthcare professional

Temporary Stick-on Tattoos
start from 95p
What are temporary tattoos?
Many people call them fake tattoos or removable tattoos. A fake tattoo or removable tattoo is applied in a few seconds with water and will usually last for 2-5 days or longer.They can be removed with rubbing alcohol.

Trick Slide In Dagger
(Dissappearing Dagger)
£1.50
Blade Retracts into Handle as you stab.
Llooks like pretend stabbing.
Ideal for Stage Productions or Plays.
Silver plastic blade with black plastic handle
Measurements:
Total Length:18.3cm (Blade:7.7cm Handle:10.6cm)

Trick Dice
£1.99
Casino quality Dice!
4 Dice in a tube: 2 Normal Dice & 2 Trick Dice
The trick dice will always roll a 7 or a 11

Vomit
£4.50
Large fake spew! Disgusting! 12" approx

Whoopee Cushion
99p
The much requested traditional Whoopee Cushion which you blow up yourself and hide in a chair.
Makes the classic raspberry so beloved of pranksters through the ages

Whoopee Cushion
Self Inflating
£2.50
This is the new and improved whoopee cushion because it inflates itself after each fart. It's always ready to make it's classic fart noise without the need to blow it up each time!
6" diameter

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