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Black Eye Wonder Scope £1.50 Fake kaleidoscope which leaves a black mark around the eye of your victim	Blue Mouth Chewing Gum 99p Ask friends to try your chewing gum. Turns their mouth blue! 5 sticks per pack Currently Out of stock	Bomb Bag 50p each Oh so very cool! Squeeze the bag with your fingers till you feel the smaller bag inside - break. Then throw! You have 30 seconds until the bag explodes with a loud 'POP!'

Car Scratch 80p If someone loves their car too much enjoy their faces when they see this big black scratch on their pride and joy. 24cm x 5cm self adhesive black sticker.	Cigarette Bangers (10) 99p Insert into the end of your victims cigarette for an explosive effect when lit!!	Cigarette Stinkers (5) 99p Insert into the end of your victims cigarette for a surprising smelly effect when lit!!

Crap-a-lot Teabag 70p Brew like a real tea bag and watch your victim run for the toilet	Cockroach in Candy 99p Give this innocent looking sweet to your victim, when they unwrap the wrapper, a fake cockroach is waiting to give a huge surprise.	Detonator £1.25 Place under any item, when picked up a loud bang occurs. Don't forget some caps

Detonator Caps (80) £1.50 These are Replacement caps for Detonator and Exploding Jokes. Compatible with all Exploding Detonator devices. These caps give off a loud, startling BANG! when fired.	Dirty Face Soap 80p Looks like a real white, soap bar. Looks clean, washes dirty	Disappearing Ink 99p Pour onto any pale material and watch your victim panic. Evaporates completely within seconds

Double Sucker 80p Makes a cup stick to the saucer or a glass to the table	Exhaust Whistle 99p Place on the exhaust pipe to make it whistle like a kettle	Exploding Chewing Gum £1.50 Gives a loud bang when you pull out a stick of gum Don't Forget some Caps

Exploding Lighter £1.75 Explodes when you pick it up Don't Forget some Caps	Exploding Matches (10) £1.25 When the match is struck, it explodes	Exploding Pen £1.50 Gives a loud bang when you remove the lid of the pen Don't Forget some Caps

Fake Cigarettes (2) 99p These cigarettes blow out fake smoke when 'smoked'	Fake Cig Endz (2) 60p These short cig endz blow out fake smoke when 'smoked'	Fake Dandruff 99p Pour onto your victim's hair, everyone will think they have dandruff!

Fart Bomb Bag 50p Think of them as stink bombs that have a self-release timer. Squeeze to activate. A few monents later, it actually pops the bag and out comes this evil smell... sulfur, brimstone, rotten eggs, all of the above.	Fart Powder 70p Pour this powder into any hot drink and your victim will keep farting	Fart Spray 30g £1.50 A can of the most foul smelling gas you've ever smelt. Spray It Near Someone! Retire To A Safe Distance!

Fart Whistle 80p Small whistle, when blown sounds like a trump!	Floating Eyeball 80p Place in someone’s drink, and wait for the screams	Fly In Ice Cube £1.00 Fake ice cube with a plastic fly in the centre, great for parties!

Foaming Sugar £1.00 Put into a hot drink for a volcanic effect	Freaky Finger 99p Put on your finger, Looks like you have cut your finger off!	Frothing Blood Capsules (4) 80p Capsules, when chewed, create a frothing blood effect in your mouth

Fun Blood £1.35 Fake liquid blood, ideal for Draculas and gory fun	Fun Snaps (Bangers) 50 in a small box 50p Throw them on the floor for a loud bang!	Hand Buzzer (Metal) £1.50 Place in hand, when someone shakes your hand they will receive a surprise!

Horrible Finger £1.25 Fits over your own finger to give the effect of a bloody finger	Hot Tea Bag 75p Brew it as a normal tea bag and watch you victim squirm as they taste the red hot chilli tea	Hot Toothpicks (5) 90p Leaves your victim with a hot taste after they pick their teeth

Insect In Sugar 75p Put the sugar cube in a hot drink to reveal a hidden 'insect' for your victim to find	Itching Powder 70p Place a little of this powder on your victim and watch them wiggle	Kitty Crap 99p Realistic looking kitty crap! (Or small dog poo!) Classic!

Krap-alot Sugar 70p Add to any hot drink and your victim will need the loo a lot!	Loaded Dice £1.75 1 Normal dice, 1 Loaded dice that always rolls a 6. Sold for entertainment purposes only.	Loaded Dice 7-11 £2.99 2 Normal, 2 gimmicked! Always roll a winner with these special dice - a 7 or 11 is guaranteed on every throw. Sold for entertainment purposes only.

Magic Candles (10) 90p Put them on a cake, light and watch your victim fail to blow them out	Magic Thumbtip £2.50 Put a handkerchief in your hand and make it vanish! Magic Thumb Tip with Handkerchief and Instructions	Money Snatcher £1.35 Place a note on the end of the retractable clear wire, pretend to give it to someone and laugh as they fail to grab it

Mystic Smoke £1.99 Place on finger tips when rubbed, fake smoke appears Currently Out of Stock	Nail through Finger 80p An old classic. Place over your finger and give someone a fright	Pepper Chewing Gum £1.25 Ask friends to try your new 'pepper' mint chewing gum. Leaves a horrid peppery taste. 5 Sticks per pack.

Pimple & Wart 80p A fake Pimple and Wart to stick on your face	Rattlesnake Eggs 99p An Envelope with a wind-up mechanism inside, that surprises anyone who opens the envelope	Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2 £19.99 15 Realistic Fart Noises, Remote controlled Unit with 100 foot range. Requires Batteries (1x 9V)

Snappy Chewing Gum 80p Offer someone a piece of gum and they will get a snappy surprise as they take a piece	Snappy Chewing Gum with insect £1.25 Offer someone a piece of gum and they will get a snappy surprise with an insect, as they take a piece	Snot 99p Put in nostrel for a realistic dangling Snot effect!

Spider & Fly 99p Realistic looking Spider & Fly. Scary!!	Squigler £1.20 This cute squigler plays around in your hands	Squirt Calculator £1.99 When someone tries to use this calculator, they get a wet surprise

Squirt Chewing Gum 99p When someone is offered a piece of chewing gum, they get a wet surprise	Squirt Cigarette 85p Offer someone a cig, when they reach for it they get soaked.	Squirt Coin 70p Offer someone a coin, when they reach for it they get soaked.

Squirt Lighter 80p Fill with water and offer someone a 'light', a very wet one!	Squirt Ring 85p Place ring on finger, when someone admires it they get a wet surprise	Squirt Toilet Seat 99p Get them when they are least expecting it. A jet of water squirts up as they sit down.

Stiffy Stuff (Gelling Powder) £1.00 Drop this powder into a glass of liquid and watch it stiffen into a semi-solid gel! Each package contains enough Slush Powder for a single use.	Stink Bombs £1.00 (3 in a box) Whiffy jokes don't come any smellier. These are the original stink blasters. Break the vial and a terrible pong spreads out but soon disappears. 3 glass vials of evil smelling liquid.	Sweets - Bloody Mouth (3) 90p Makes the teeth and mouth red

Sweets - Blue Mouth (3) 90p Makes the teeth and mouth go blue	Sweets - Fart Action (3) 90p Gives your victim terrible flatulence	Sweets – Fishy (3) 90p Hard boiled sweet, tastes of foul fish!

Sweets - Garlic (3) 90p Makes your victim taste concentrated garlic in the centre of the sweet	Sweets - Hot (3) 90p Makes your victim's mouth extremely hot	Sweets – Soap Centred (3) 90p Gives your victim a frothy, soapy sensation

Sweets – Smelly Feet (3) 90p Absolutely Disgusting! boiled sweets with the flavour of your old trainers	Thumb Cuffs £1.25 Novelty metal thumb cuffs!	Trick or Turd £1.50 Joke Turd, put in toilet for the perfect 'floater'

Turd - Sticky (Round) £1.50 Not only does this Dog Poo look like the real thing but feels incredibly like it too!! (I imagine anyway) with a squidgy sticky texture. Comes Gift Wrapped!	Turd - Sticky (Long) £1.50 Not only does this Dog Poo look like the real thing but feels incredibly like it too!! (I imagine anyway) with a squidgy sticky texture. Comes Gift Wrapped!	Turd – Round £1.50 Realistic looking dog turd! Classic! Approx 9cm diameter

Turd – Long £1.50 Realistic looking dog turd! Classic! Approx 15cm Long	Turd - Kitty Crap 99p Realistic looking kitty crap! (Or small dog poo!) Classic!	Turd Pen £1.50 This pen really is crap! Biro Pen

Water Bombs 60p Great for water fights!	Wobbly Pencil £1.25 A pencil with a rubber tip, your friends won't be able to write!	Whoopee Cushion 99p The much requested traditional Whoopee Cushion which you blow up yourself and hide in a chair. Makes the classic raspberry so beloved of pranksters through the ages

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